Hard Copy Leaks the 2017 Quadstock Line-Up!

Hard Copy was given classified information regarding who is playing this year’s Quadstock Festival. We were sworn to secrecy by SEAC, but we just cannot let this information go unsaid any longer: 1.)  Morado – this SU band won SEAC’s annual Battle of the Bands, and is sure to put on an incredible indie-rock performance…

Father Sundborg Tried To Crowd-Surf During Quadstock

SEATTLE UNIVERSITY – Several students required medical attention after Fr. Stephen Sundborg, President of Seattle University, attempted to crowd-surf during “Bass Down Low” by Dev. Sundborg rushed the stage and then leaped into the audience, sending several attendees straight to the concrete. Sundborg was not available for comment. Within a few hours of the incident,…

Up-And-Coming Rapper “Schoolboy Sundborg” to Headline Quadstock

SEATTLE UNIVERSITY – Excitement is in the air following the Quadstock Reveal Party, as it was announced that Schoolboy Sundborg will be headlining the annual Seattle University concert. Sources close to SEAC say that it’s relatively surprising that Schoolboy Sundborg hasn’t performed at Quadstock before, given that the talented artist literally works at SU. An…

President “Steve-Daddy” Sundborg Breaks Silence on Hard Copy

Dear Lightweights, Losers, Lackeys of Seattle University, I know it may surprise you that the President of the University is writing into Hard Copy, but implore you to hear my story. Although it is in its delicate, precarious infancy and employs writers as disreputable as the notorious “whorf” and “Owen Goetz,” I’ve become quite fond…

Sober Kid Almost Ruins Quadstock

Jeff Hanson was kicked out of Quadstock on Saturday for blatant sobriety. The Sophomore from L.A was obnoxiously not intoxicated for much of the concert, and was making an embarrassment of the event. “It’s really quite irresponsible” said an anonymous Quadstock worker. “We put on this event so everyone can get trashed and listen to…