What the Fuck is a Provost?

Office of the Provost, Seattle University— As Daddy Steve considered taking some time to go find a few more rocks to search under for a replacement provost, this Hard Copy writer asks the question we’ve all been thinking — what the fuck is a provost? Honestly, I will give you the quarter in the bottom…

Oh Ok: SU Student Thinks Being Ghosted Counts as a Trauma

Seattle University— Imagine you’re sitting in your UCOR when the professor asks the class for examples of various traumatic events that individuals can experience in their life. Your classmates shout out your typical answers like, you know, unexpected death, being a victim of violence, serious accidents, etc. You all seem to agree that these truly…

Incredible: White Girl Went to Europe Over the Summer

Paris, France- As our Redhawks flock back to campus, we heard some interesting rumors that one of our own went to… Europe? After some intense investigation, our writers caught up with junior Stacey English, who just returned from her off the beaten path nine day vacation to London and Paris. “Going to Europe was just…