Trump Accuses Spectator of Fake News

Washington — In a recent press conference, President Donald Trump has accused treasured Seattle University icon and pulitzer prize winning publication The Spectator of being “fake news”. “There are a lot of bad, bad people in the media let me tell you. Lot of haters, attacking successful business people like myself. Horrible, I mean where…

Facebook Friend Too Into Clickhole

The Internet, Al Gore’s Basement — Social Media users everywhere groaned in unison as that one annoying friend from college was sharing another post from The Onion sister project, Clickhole. “It’s not funny, it’s just really stupid,” said local Facebook user Lacey Higgens. Clickhole, whose mission statement is “All content deserves to go viral,” often…

Just in: High School Friend SO Different Now

  HOMETOWN, WA – After an arduous first year of college, most of us believed ourselves to be wiser, more mature, and a bit more street savvy. Tiffany, although graduating salutatorian from Matthew McConaughey High School out near Spokane, has now seemed to downgrade from the gem she used to be. Now, her persistent chain-smoking,…

Father Sundborg Just Created a Facebook Account!

Arrupe House, 11:30 PM — “Steve! Time to go to bed!” shouted the Head Jesuit of Arrupe House from downstairs “Just a minute!” replied an excited Father Steve Sundborg. This is it! He thought to himself as he clicked accept. At last, he — Father Steve — was on the interwebs. He had conquered social…