In Defense of Manspreading

When I sit in a crowded place, and my legs take up more space than females sitting next to me, I feel bad. But I must defend my manspreading- I have been silent for far too long. I get how it could be perceived as an act of the oppressive patriarchy. I totally see how…

Local Vegan Saves World From Global Warming

SEATTLE, WA – Seattle local Jess Whitman has saved the world from global warming after going vegan, pointing out that she saves 100’s of animals from being killed every year. The local hero remains humble though, stating “Even though I am well aware I have probably saved the world from a mass global extinction and…

RA Requirements to change from Heart, Brains, Courage to Just Courage to boost Applications

SEATTLE UNIVERSITY — In an effort to boost applications for the position, the Department of Housing and Residence Life has reduced requirements for the Resident Advisor position. The changes include a removal of all anatomical requirements including “Head” and “Heart”, only leaving “Courage”. “We hope that this really boosts the number of applications we get…