Breaking News: Catholic Church is Fucked Up

Arrupe House, Seattle University- After a recent article in the Spectator shining light on Seattle University’s involvement in egregious issues in the Church’s handling of cases on sexual abuse, Hard Copy decided to do a bit more digging. What we found in this search was even worse than we had ever imagined: the Catholic Church…

A Love Letter to Seattle U, from a Graduating Hard Copy Writer

Dear Seattle University, If you were a person, you would be a crazy one. Clinically insane. Absolutely, incoherently, astonishingly, bat-shit, bird-spit, rudy-redhawk-tit-lactating-milk-spilt-in-a-fit, twenty ways to Friday, FUCKIN’ CRAZY. And I couldn’t love you more for it. Your craziness renders passion for the things you care about, and I think that’s important to recognize. You didn’t…

New UCOR Option: Sign Ripping 101

Pigott Building – During a recent faculty meeting led by Father Steve, the big man himself pitched a fantastic idea: why not have a new UCOR dedicated to learning how to tear signs promoting the liberal agenda? The new Theological Explorations class will cover exciting new topics such as ‘work out regimens for strong arms’,…