Breaking News: Catholic Church is Fucked Up

Arrupe House, Seattle University- After a recent article in the Spectator shining light on Seattle University’s involvement in egregious issues in the Church’s handling of cases on sexual abuse, Hard Copy decided to do a bit more digging. What we found in this search was even worse than we had ever imagined: the Catholic Church…

A Love Letter to Seattle U, from a Graduating Hard Copy Writer

Dear Seattle University, If you were a person, you would be a crazy one. Clinically insane. Absolutely, incoherently, astonishingly, bat-shit, bird-spit, rudy-redhawk-tit-lactating-milk-spilt-in-a-fit, twenty ways to Friday, FUCKIN’ CRAZY. And I couldn’t love you more for it. Your craziness renders passion for the things you care about, and I think that’s important to recognize. You didn’t…

CES, CSI, and SEAC Can’t Tell Difference Between Each Other

Student Center— with all of the acronyms floating around Seattle University’s involvement-based organizations, it can be hard to keep track! When it comes to understanding who actually does what, and why the groups were created in the first place, it’s important to know the holy origins story. For that we turn to the Book of…

New UCOR Option: Sign Ripping 101

Pigott Building – During a recent faculty meeting led by Father Steve, the big man himself pitched a fantastic idea: why not have a new UCOR dedicated to learning how to tear signs promoting the liberal agenda? The new Theological Explorations class will cover exciting new topics such as ‘work out regimens for strong arms’,…