Spectator Staff Meeting Absolutely Annihilated by a Single Rainbow

COVERAGE OF IMPORTANT SEATTLE UNIVERSITY NEWS CAN WAIT… there’s a motherf*cking rainbow outside. “Stop the presses!!” yelled one of the editors. “For the love of God and Father Sundborg and Jesus on Easter Sunday and Rudy the Redhawk and Beyonce’s unborn child and all that is holy, would somebody please open the F*CKING window!!” The…