Spectator Staff Meeting Absolutely Annihilated by a Single Rainbow

COVERAGE OF IMPORTANT SEATTLE UNIVERSITY NEWS CAN WAIT… there’s a motherf*cking rainbow outside. “Stop the presses!!” yelled one of the editors. “For the love of God and Father Sundborg and Jesus on Easter Sunday and Rudy the Redhawk and Beyonce’s unborn child and all that is holy, would somebody please open the F*CKING window!!” The…

Spectator Mixes Up ‘There,’ ‘Their,’ and ‘They’re’ Eighteen Times in New Edition

Its a common mistake. Sometimes, were just prone to grammatical errors. Comma splices, sentence fragments, prepositional mistakes, absence of verbs in sentences. The Spectator should not be blames for mixing up the occasional word or subject-verb agreement; their only human. But eighteen times? This reporter doesnt know how to even fathom the, grammatical inconsistencies displayed…

Trump Accuses Spectator of Fake News

Washington — In a recent press conference, President Donald Trump has accused treasured Seattle University icon and pulitzer prize winning publication The Spectator of being “fake news”. “There are a lot of bad, bad people in the media let me tell you. Lot of haters, attacking successful business people like myself. Horrible, I mean where…

Code Red: The Spectator is Trying Now

Hey there friend, It’s us. Hard Copy. Thank you for your support, clicks, and reads over the years. We really appreciate it. And we hate to now ask you for more — but we are in a bit of a situation. The Spectator is actually trying now. At first, we were in shock. No way…

Spectator Fact Checker Just a Monkey in a Detective Outfit

To ensure the facts, figures, and data utilized by Seattle University Newspaper The Spectator are accurate, fair, and unbiased, the publication requires a crack-team of diligent fact-checkers. This crack-team is Mikey the Monkey: a four-year-old chimpanzee, stolen from Woodland Park Zoo. The Spectator has a formula for publishing their works, and Mikey is an integral…

8 Halloween Costume Ideas from Hard Copy

It’s that time of the year again when you scramble through your closet searching for your old costume from last year, only to suddenly remember that it’s 2016 and nobody remembers who Mitt Romney it or his “binders full of women” comment. Hard Copy has decided to help you in your quest to be cool…