Hard Copy Advice Column 4

If the meat you ate today was a character from Lord of the Rings, what character would it be? -Gabe Kaemingk Mark Wilson- Definitely Gimli. Without going into too much detail let’s just say what I just ate strongly resembled a dwarf. Donnie Rhoads: Books or movies? If it’s books, definitely Tom Bombadil. That guy…

Voting, now what?

Congratulations! You have been chosen to hire the new President of the United States! The entourage of folks trying to become president of the United States has finally dwindled down into a more manageable five candidates. What does that mean for you? Easy! It means, get out from under your refrigerator, change your underwear, stop…

Hard Copy Advice Column 2

Tips for charging my laptop? Chip Otlecoli: Just put it like 40 feet away from you, get your angry eyes on, start sprinting at it, unleash a battle cry, and tackle it once you get close. That’s how you charge a laptop. Donnie Rhoads: The judicial system is your best bet for this one, but…